Now, young man, I think I gathered from your amiable dad that if the crop of wheat was full I'd get my money.

But the youth serenely murmured, as he gripped his angry dad, "You're a clever rusher, Guv'nor, but you tackle very bad"; And he rushed him through the center and he tripped him for a fall, And he scored a goal and touchdown with his papa as the ball.

" "Then I tell you that his expressions of opinion are false, dear dad.

To grand-dad, boy To Altdorf.

I had just passed my thirty-second birthday when my kind old dad suddenly died.

Then Jim got tired of doing nothingthey possess everlasting rocksyou know their lamented dad was a sort of amateur Croesusand he decided to monkey with mines.

"Well, Toddlekins," he cried to the little girl, "I hope you were very attentive to the sermon; listened for two, and made up for your lazy dad.

" "Well, mebby dad wouldn't like that I sing it.

" "An' you," exclaimed Aurora, "it is nod pozzyble dad

French apes in fancy waistcoats; Dutch dandies in corsets; women with painted cheeks and pencilled eyebrows whom you're ashamed to look at!" "Some of them are respectable, dad," laughed Sue.

"I don't want to waddle like mother, Or quack like my silly old dad.