To reckon up a thousand of her pranks, Her pride, her wasteful spending, her unkindness, Her false dissembling, seeming sanctity, Her scolding, pouting, prating, meddling, And twenty hundred more of the same stamp, Were but to heap an endless catalogue Of what the world is plagu'd with every day.

"By partial dissembling we are able to offer this high-grade Car at a price within the reach of those desiring the best.

"One masque is as fair as another, and methinks the King's eye will open wider at my boldness than at Mistress Penwick's plain dissembling, should he require a fair show of our feigning.