For this purpose words which lack it in their penultimate syllables, take the consonant n to make their plurals for inanimates, and g for animates.

If there are four Persons in the Nation who endeavour to bring all things into Confusion, and ruin their native Country, I think every honest Engl-shm-n ought to be upon his Guard.

If there are four Persons in the Nation who endeavour to bring all things into Confusion, and ruin their native Country, I think every honest Engl-shm-n ought to be upon his Guard.

But I am not sure that he would succeed any the better n remembering this obligation of romantic grace if his name were spelt phonetically, supposing that it could be spelt phonetically.