Wellington Zoo is not currently involved in a giraffebreeding programme.
So we can have plastic hair clips or cotton potholders in zebra skin, vinyl-covered hassocks in giraffepelt, soft corduroy sofa cushions or tough twill suitcases in tiger fur, and nylon zipper jackets in Dalmatian spots for 4-year-olds.
Cheetah spots merge with giraffespots on bright green or purple Lycra stretch pants.
And yet, just look at that adorable picture of two boygiraffes with their necks entwined, and tell me you're not dying to turn it into a movie starring Rupert Everett as the one on the left and anybody but Nathan Lane as the other one.-- Daniel Radosh Randy's Return Extra Everybody's got a jury duty story, so I won't go on and on about mine except to mention two highlights--Anne Meara and a bomb scare.
So these big tall uncogiraffes, what do they do on the rugby field?