At tech school in the Air Force, he used to spend Friday and Saturday nights in the BX with a guy named Shannon.

"Why, I ain't tech yo' globe!"

He opens the top desk drawer and finds his bottle of Brand A Pain Reliever and swallows the pills He swallows the pills while an awe-inspiring hi-tech animation demonstrates the way the pill passes through his body.

" Good luck"Tis hard for de bes' an' smartes' fokes in de wul' to git 'long widout a little tech o' good luck.

I then went and brought three more samples from the vermi-tech pit.