"Wen my Pappy kum home from de war, he war on de "Govmint" side he brung a pistol back wid him dat shot a ball dey hed caps on hit en used dese in de war.

I heer'd the lot a-larfin, an' hed moast a mind to go in an' twirl me ground ash among um vor thur edification.

"Wall," answered the youth, diligently whittling, "I think small potatoes of ye-our lo-cation myselfbut ye-our monarchical government, I guess, hez not yet corrupted the he-eart of the Grand.

"There ain't no fool worse than a he-fool," continued Sally bitterly.

Wh-wh-what, raw? 'Tis a very harsh mo-morsel, Ne-next your he-heart.

I beckuned to the chap to stop the train, wi' me vork as I hed jest stuck into the last sausinger.

Not one of these fuzzy haired women-in-pants, but a he-man who knows what a he-man needs.

We was pounding right on their heels and before he knowed it we had them penned" "That shows what happens when a he-thing goes locoed over a female critter," Chuck whispered to Parker; "you and Old Heck want to watch out!" "Be careful, you danged fool!"