You cannot succeed as a writer of "lite comidy" if you continue to weave such tragic spells.

"If a sertin lite complexion man wouldn't run his hands down into sugar barrels so often, when visitin' grosery stores, it would be money in the pocket of the Skeensboro merchants" "Query.

"They had more need provide there should be no more thieves and beggars, as they ought with good policy, and take away the occasions, than let them run on, as they do to their own destruction: root out likewise those causes of wrangling, a multitude of lawyers, and compose controversies, lites lustrales et seculares, by some more compendious means."

Camden in Norfolk: qui si nihil sit litium e juris apicibus lites tamen serere callent.