THE ROWING RACE XIV WILLIAM PHILANDER

CHAPTER XIV WILLIAM PHILANDER

"We'll be glad to have you there, William Philander.

" "William Philander, please.

" "I don'tahknow as I like that," stammered William Philander.

" At that moment William Philander Tubbs came up.

"How do you do?" said William Philander politely, as if he had not seen the others in the classrooms an hour before.

"But Iahdon't see any clouds," went on William Philander, gazing up into the sky.

Stop that, I say!" cried William Philander in alarm.

In the scuffle which followed William Philander had his collar and necktie torn from him and his coat was split up the back.

Where's my cane?" howled William Philander, gazing around in perplexity as soon as the second-year students let go of him.

moaned William Philander as he gazed at the wreck of his outfit.

" "Ohahso that's it!" cried William Philander, a light breaking in on him.

That will beahbetter," replied William Philander calmly.

stormed William Philander. "Haven't I suffered enough already?" "Why, we're not poking fun; we're weeping," said Tom, and pretended to wipe his eyes with his handkerchief.

" "Iahdon't want any substitute," growled William Philander.

One of the nicest things about G. is that she doesn't care a bit to philander about with men.

At least he calls himself an artist, though he hasn't done a thing but philander and travel two or three times around the globe, so near as I can make out, since somebody died and left him a disgusting big fortune.

"Hipparchus, going to marry, consulted Philander upon the occasion; Philander represented his mistress in such strong colours, that the next morning he received a challenge, and before twelve he was run through the body.

"Hipparchus, going to marry, consulted Philander upon the occasion; Philander represented his mistress in such strong colours, that the next morning he received a challenge, and before twelve he was run through the body.

Philander to Amoret.

I shall therefore take the Liberty to acquaint you, however harsh it may sound in a Lady's Ears, that tho your Love-Fit should happen to return, unless you could contrive a way to make your Recantation as well known to the Publick, as they are already apprised of the manner with which you have treated me, you shall never more see Philander.

Amoret to Philander.

I shall be all this Month at Lady D's in the Country; but the Woods, the Fields and Gardens, without Philander, afford no Pleasures to the unhappy Amoret.

I must desire you, dear Mr. Spectator, to publish this my Letter to Philander as soon as possible, and to assure him that I know nothing at all of the Death of his rich Uncle in Gloucestershire.