BY | | | | PROF.

The prof. told us to vamoose.

The tongues of the bells, as they beat out the morning, Like mad in their echoing cases may whirl Till they weary of calling her,all their sharp warning Is lost on the ear of the prof's little girl.

fast again, and each precious hour passes In slavery sweet to the prof's little girl.

She makes me a horse, and I mind her direction, Though it takes me o'er many a Faculty green; I'm pledged to the cause of her pussy's protection From ghouls of the Lab and the horrors they mean; I pose as the sire of a draggled rag dolly Who owns the astonishing title of Pearl; And I have forgotten that all this is folly, So potent the charm of the prof's little girl!

But he wears the same name as my major professor, And so in his graces I have to remain; And when she trots off with this juvenile lover, Leaving me and the cat and the doll in a whirl, It's pitiful truly for us to discover The signs of her sex in the prof's little girl.

And yet, this once, your day shall have from me Some of the old observance, though I scoff; My thesis waits,my Valentine shall be The old-maid sister of my major prof.

* A MANUAL OF CHEMISTRY, by W.T. BRANDE, F.R.S., Prof, Chem.

De Witt, Bruce and Mitchill, of New York, and above Profs.

CHAPTER XXIV A PAST WHICH DID NOT STAY BURIED Coming in from a lively game of tennis with Elsie Hathaway, his newest sweetheart, the Ancient History Prof's pretty daughter, Ted Holiday found awaiting him a letter from Madeline Taylor.

On the Prof's porch he had lingered as long as was prudent, perhaps a little longer, spooning discreetly the while as one may, even with an Ancient History Prof's daughter.

On the Prof's porch he had lingered as long as was prudent, perhaps a little longer, spooning discreetly the while as one may, even with an Ancient History Prof's daughter.

" So Ted went on his way, dropped in to see Elsie, had a cup of tea and innumerable small cakes, enjoyed a foxtrot to phonograph music with the rug rolled up out of the way, conversed amicably with the Ancient History Prof himself, who wasn't such a bad sort as Profs go and had the merit of being one of the few instructors who had not flunked Ted Holiday in his course the previous year.

" So Ted went on his way, dropped in to see Elsie, had a cup of tea and innumerable small cakes, enjoyed a foxtrot to phonograph music with the rug rolled up out of the way, conversed amicably with the Ancient History Prof himself, who wasn't such a bad sort as Profs go and had the merit of being one of the few instructors who had not flunked Ted Holiday in his course the previous year.

MY DEAR PROF., We have had lots of bob-tail stories,docked short in from one to three months.

In January she revisited Portland, where she had the pleasure of meeting Prof, and Mrs. Hopkins with their little boy, and of passing several weeks in the society of her own and her husband's family.

J.W. TOUMEY, F.W. BESLEY, W.I. HUTCHINSON, R.H.D. BOERKER, PROF.

NELSON C. BROWN, PROF.

" Burn's Gram., Prof, p. viii.

"Four fifths of you men who are here to-night knew old Hoddy Irving, our 'prof' in Latin.

Manuel Komroff (A); 31May56; R171397. KONJE, PROF.

Manuel Komroff (A); 31May56; R171397. KONJE, PROF.

See Compendium of Philosophy, a mediæval digest of the Abhidhamma, translated by S. Z. Aung and Mrs Rhys Davids, 1910, 152 f. We cannot agree with Prof Grierson, who, in his fine recent edition of the poet (Donne's Poems, Oxford, 1912, vol ii., pp. cxxxv.-vi.), holds that the style and tone of this song point to Donne not being the author.

It was hard for these two or three young Ariels to keep their Creole feet to the ground when it was presently revealed to their sharp ears that the "prof-fis-or" was requested to come upstairs.

Which of these words are in good use? Pianist, harpist, poloist, violinist, phiz, ad, co-ed, curios, exam, cab, chum, gent, hack, gym, pants, mob, phone, proxy, photo, prelim, van, prof, varsity.