Then Channel Thirteen with a commercial for Head and Shoulders anti-dandruff shampoo.

"WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE NEXT, CLARENCE,ELECTRIC SHAMPOO OR FACE MANICURED?"] * *

He first visited the barber, and that deft personage, accustomed, as a result of years of carefully performed duty to the ways and desires of his customer, shaved him with unusual delicacy, keeping cool cloths upon his head during the whole ceremony, and terminating the exercise with a shampoo of the most refreshing character.

I don't think there's anything in the way of a haircut or a shave or a shampoo that could make me like my girl any less.

"And a shampoo, sir?" said the assistant.

"And a shampoo, sir?" said the assistant.

" She took up a handful of coal-dust and, ordering him to stoop, shampooed him with hearty good-will.

[Illustration: "She took up a handful of coal-dust and, ordering him to stoop, shampooed him with hearty good-will."] "No good half doing it," she declared.

It also makes an admirable shampoo mixture.

You say that Shampooing is ineffectual.

" With these perhaps should be mentioned Pyjamas and Shampoo, both of which have undergone strange perversions.

"Shampoo" comes from a verb "champna," to press or squeeze, and the imperative, "champo," as often happens, was the form in which it became English.

My indispensable cigar cabinet, camouflaged to look like a water-bottle; my patent and absolutely essential convertible gramophone which can be changed at a moment's notice into a tin hat; my caviare lozenges and shampoo tabloidsI have them all.

Samuel Flagg Bemis (A); 11Aug70; R489492. BENAVIDES, CHARLES A. Champion root shampoo.

Champion root shampoo.

Samuel Flagg Bemis (A); 11Aug70; R489492. BENAVIDES, CHARLES A. Champion root shampoo.

Champion root shampoo.

Then, that being the case, you may give me a particularly vigorous shampoo.

And I desire that all my senses work like lightning, Burgess, because it is a fast company and a faster game, and that's why I want an unusually muscular shampoo!"

Hogan should be a girl? "P.P.S.Or twins?" Our Albert Edward is just back from one of those Army finishing schools where the young subaltern's knowledge of SHAKESPEARE and the use of the globes is given a final shampoo before he is pushed over the top.

Says he: "I just wanted to tell you that old Frosthead and forty braves are some'ers between here and your outfit, with their war paint on and blood in their eyes, cayoodling and whoopin' fit to beat hell with the blower on, and if you get tangled up with them, I reckon they'll give you a hair-cut and shampoo, to say nothing of other trimmings.

One day when Doty was engaged in the duty of cooking flap-jacks another frolicsome fellow came up and took off the cook's hat and commenced going through the motions of a barber giving his customer a vigorous shampoo, saying:"I am going to make a Jayhawker out of you, old boy."

"One day, I was asleep in the cabin, and the female slave was shampooing me, when my second brother came in hastily and awaked me.

Shampooing is a word of uncertain etymology; the French have a better term, masser.

(BY GEORGE VERIMYTH, AUTHOR OF "RICHARD'S SEVERAL EDITIONS," "THE APHORIST," "SHAMPOO'S SHAVING-POT.")