" "I'm glad I don't have to keep it clean as a steady job," said Mrs. Gilligan grimly.

Maybe he is wild for a phonograph and a Ford and golden oak rockers of his own in the parlor, and photographs enlarged in crayon hanging on the wallsand a steady job.

"Anyhow, it ain't my fault they come!" "Parker oughtn't to kick," Chuck chimed in, "look at poor old Skinnyhe's got a steady job lovin' the other one!" "Darned if I wouldn't rather love both of them at once," Charley observed, "than to take another ride like that was to-day.

But what's the chance for a steady job?