And I wou'd sooner wed that Scoundrel Scaramouch, that very civil Pimp, that mere pair of chymical Bellows that blow the Doctor's projecting Fires, that Deputy-urinal Shaker, that very Guzman of Salamanca.

There's a fellow with a nightcap on his head, an urinal in his hand, would fain speak with Master Theodore.

Ici un homme, avec le bonnet de nuit sur la tete, et un urinal en la main, que veut parler avec Maistre Theodore.

The great projector of the thunderbolts, He that is wont to piss whole clouds of rain Into the earth, vast gaping urinal, Which that one-ey'd subsizer of the sky, Dan Phoebus, empties by calidity; He and his townsmen planets brings to thee Most fatty lumps of earth's fecundity.

But when I had arriv'd, and set me down Viewing myselfmyself, ay me! was changed, As thou now seest, to a perfect urinal.

OLF. T'a perfect urinal?

Olfactus, if thou lov'st me, get thee gone; I am an urinal, I dare not stir For fear of cracking in the bottom.

Urinal, I leave you, but above all things take heed Jupiter sees you not; for, if he do, he'll ne'er make water in a sieve again; thou'lt serve his turn so fit, to carry his water unto Esculapius.

Farewell, Urinal, farewell.

Go to, Urinal; you have 'scaped a fair scouring.

mine Urinal's too thin To bide the fury of such storms as these. SCAENA OCTAVA.

Visus, take care my corpse be well interr'd: Go make my tomb, and write upon the stone, Here lies the Sense that living gull'd them all With a false plague and feigned urinal.

What were you talking even now of an ass, and a crown, and an urinal, and a plague? TAC.

That if a man (do you mark, sir?), being sick of the plague (do you see, sir?), had a, a, ahem, hem (this cold troubles me; it makes me cough sometimes extremely)had a French crown, sir, (you understand me?) lying by him, and (come hither, come hither), and would not bestow twopence (do you hear?) to buy an urinal (do you mark me?) to carry his water to the physician, hem! AUD.

True, true, I made myself merry with this epitaph upon such a fool's tomb thus athus, thus: plague brought this manfoh, I have forgottenO, thus, plague brought this man (so, so, so), unto his burial, because, because, because (hem, hem)because he would not buy an urinal.

His practice is some business at bedsides, and his speculation an urinal: he is distinguished from an empiric, by a round velvet cap and doctor's gown, yet no man takes degrees more superfluously, for he is doctor howsoever.

The country-carrier, when he buys it for the vicar, miscalls it the urinal; yet properly enough, for it casts the water of the state ever since it staled blood.

He casts the nativity of urinals, and tries diseases, like a witch, by water.

Indeed, M. Doctor, your commodities are rare; a guard of Urinals in the morning; a plaguie fellow at midnight; a fustie Potticarie ever at hand with his fustian drugges, attending your pispot worship.

At night a urinal can is provided in each company street.

As illustrating the propensity to provide the dead with the things used while living, I may mention that some years ago I loaned to an old man a delft urinal for the use of his son, a young man who was slowly dying of a wasting disease.

Not long afterwards the urinal graced the scaffold which held the remains of the dead warrior, and as it has not to this day been returned I presume the young man is not done using it.

Enter TOBY, the coachman, with an urinal.

Next door was a man's urinal used by about forty menactors, stage hands, and scene shifters.

Added to this was the fact that the stairs from the stage led straight down facing the entrance of this men's urinal, and not infrequently the door would be open and shut as we came down, and it was altogether very objectionable.