How "Ye see, crayther, it must uv been yersilf, becuz there isn't annybuddy else.

" "What bizness hes gals riding round in them sky-buggies," stormed the farmer; "ef any darter uv mine did it

Don't tell me," snarled the red-faced individual, "an' now you git right out uv that chair oror I'll make you!" Both boys stared at the man in amazement.

"Reckon he was powerful interested, too," the farmer went on, "fer he made a lot uv ther nicest droorings you ever seen, an'why, what's the trouble?" For Roy, hardly knowing what he intended to do, had jumped from the machine and was sprinting toward the Harding car.

I re'klect thet it hed a big round O in red ink marked on ther back uv it.

I Ah'm one uv dem ole timers.

We'd play walkin tuh see which one uv us could walk de fastest tuh de field tuh carry dinner.

he put a layer uv oak ashes an or layer uv ashes an a layer uv leather till he got hit all in an covered wid water.

he put a layer uv oak ashes an or layer uv ashes an a layer uv leather till he got hit all in an covered wid water.

he put a layer uv oak ashes an or layer uv ashes an a layer uv leather till he got hit all in an covered wid water.

Hit stayed in de water till de hide turnt tan den pa took de hide out uv de redoak dye an hit would be a purty tan.

Well dey would drive us niggers tuh de pond pen an dey had er big block in de pen an dey put one uv us niggers on hit at a time.

Dat's de kind uv gospel we got.

Some uv em dare ask me how ah learnt tuh read so good

You know we'd put a big back stick uv wood on.

Ah stopped and wondahed and pondered wid mahself knowin' de condition uv mahself.

"Well, I don't know any good uv any uv 'em.

"Well, I don't know any good uv any uv 'em.

I'm kind uv figgerin' on gettin' a new dinghymy old one is just plum full uv holes.

" "I don't know what ter do about it at this time uv ther night," went on the distressed captain, "an' I can't go round waking folks up ter get another boat.

"But Oi did, sor." "How dare you tell me that with the beard you have on your face?" "Well, ye see, sor," stammered Doyle, "there wus nine of us to one small bit uv a lookin'-glass, an' it must be thot in th' gineral confusion Oi shaved some other man's face.

he spluttered angrily, "if one uv you shpalpeens don't hurry up an' t'row me a rope

I'm goin' to drop one uv these damn t'ings!" FAME Fame is the feeling that you are the constant subject of admiration on the part of people who are not thinking of you.

TIM"Sarer Smith (you know 'erBill's missus), she throwed herself horf the end uv the wharf larst night.

A gentleman from Dublin upon arriving at a West Indian port was accosted by a burly negro fruit vender with, "Th, top uv th' mornin' to ye, an' would ye be after wantin' to buy a bit o' fruit, sor?" The Irishman stared at him in amazement.