Admirable work is done, too, by Mr. TOM WOOTTWELL as Bert, the incorrigible amorist, for whom each new girl is "the only girl," and who has an apparently inexhaustible supply of identity-discs to leave with them as "sooveneers"; and by Mr. SINCLAIR COTTER as Alf,

COTTER For what, Head? HEAD To think that you'd dare attempt to interfere with me in the discharge o' me duty!

[Exit Mrs. Cotter with glasses.