"'I ought to 'ave 'ad more off of him,' ses 'Arry. ''Owever, it can't be helped.

She read all the want "ads" headed "female.

Bob Pretty was just starting off to see Policeman White when they took the money, and instead o' telling 'im wot they thought of 'im, as they 'ad intended, Henery Walker 'ad to walk alongside of 'im and beg and pray of 'im to take the money.

He chucked the pot on the floor when he 'ad done, in a desprit sort o' way, and 'im and the landlord 'ad a little breeze then that did 'im more good than wot the beer 'ad.

"Ted Sawyer 'as been telling everybody that I came up the companion-way like a fog-horn that 'ad lost its ma; I wonder how he'd 'ave come up if he'd 'ad the evening I had 'ad?

When next he stopped it was to linger, not in front of an eating establishment, but before a bulletin-board upon which was pasted a page of newspaper "want ads" for "trained" men, in all walks of life.

Mauritaniæ Fluvius usque ad præsens Tempus Phut dicitur, omnisq; circa eum Regio Phutensis.

He chucked the pot on the floor when he 'ad done, in a desprit sort o' way, and 'im and the landlord 'ad a little breeze then that did 'im more good than wot the beer 'ad.

Even Ted thought it was going too far, and tried to interfere when he put his arm round Mrs. Jennings's waist and made 'er dance to a piano-organ; but there was no stopping 'im, and at last Mrs. Jennings said she had 'ad enough of it, and told Emma she was going off 'ome.

"Don't disturb 'im till he's 'ad 'is sleep out, mind," he said, pausing at the door, "else I can't answer for the consequences.

"I altered my mind," said Mr. Smith, "and not liking waste, and seeing by your manner that you've 'ad more than enough already to-night, I drunk it.

Once I answered an ad. to join a county fair.

London hotels may hand out free meals to the nobility and gentry for the sake o' the ad.

"I've just lost a dog," Tarkington explained after he had introduced himself, "and I'd like to have you insert this ad for me: 'Fifty dollars reward for the return of a pointer dog answering to the name of Rex. Disappeared from the yard of the Mansion House Monday night.'

I don't know wot she 'ad, but when the barman tried to take for it out

" "Tcheetcheetchee," said the hapless Mr. Boxer, putting his hand over his mouth and making noble efforts to restrain himself; "tcheetch "I s'pose you'd ha' laughed more if I 'ad been bit?" said the glaring Mrs. Gimpson.

'E let up on me the minute 'e see I'd 'ad enough.

"Do let me look ad id." "No, no, leave me alone," rejoined Blaize.

I believe that 'e'd marry me if 'e 'ad a hundred thousand, but it looks better your way.

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Some of 'em talked about giving 'im 'is sixpences back, but Bob said if they did they must pay up all the sixpences they had 'ad for three weeks.

Omnis orbis persechio a persis ad Lusitaniam.

Business of rejoicing ad.

I heard you saying something about shooting, continued the old man, and that reminds me of some shooting we 'ad here once in Claybury.

"Fitz" set up the "ads" in impressive type and the columns of the first edition began to fill up days before the Fourth of July arrived.