And for tears, it's just like turning on the faucet in the bath tub.

" Joe shut the water off and began dismantling a faucet, eventually reaching the washer, held by a brass screw.

At the critical moment we drove in the bung, but not with sufficient momentum to fasten the faucet.

He gave us a wooden faucet, and told us how to use it.

One of us held the faucet and the other did the driving, but we did not have the success predicted for us by the brewer.

"To tell you the truth," he said, "I suspicion he'd jest been putting a new faucet in the cider barrel.