CALCULATION MADE BY MORSE TO AID HIM IN SIMPLIFYING ALPHABET "ATTENTION UNIVERSE, BY KINGDOMS RIGHT WHEEL."

So they were cooked and the man sat down to eat; but they were all hard and tasteless; then he scolded his wife and she told him to cook them himself if he was not pleased; so he cooked some hims

WHO GUIDE THE SUN IN THE HEAVENSTHEY MAKE MERRY OVER THE KING, AND DIRECT HIM ON HIS WAY The King within the cave his seer entombs, And mourning sadly from the cavern comes; The entrance closes with the rocks around, Again upon his journey he is bound.

'Captain he go to him cabin, he drink him wine and whisky' 'Ya-he,' etc.

" I know'd Sairy Jane ud be a-waitin', an' as he sed the train were moast ready, I drows down a suverin', an' hed the change, an' as I wur a-gwain out I hollurs out as how I shood remember Swindleum stashun.

A MAN CAN RECEIVE NOTHING EXCEPT IT BE GIVEN HIM FROM HEAVEN.

"Colonel said 't was a job fur us to pay up; so we went to the village an' hed a scrimmage,"pointing to gaps in the hedges where the dead Bush-whackers yet lay unburied.

" ASKING THE LORD TO HELP HIM IN HIS LESSONS.

[Illustration: "KILL HIM FOR ME, THEN!

Thirteen shillin's vor two or dree sausingers, a few slices o' bread an' butter, an' a bottle o' popnot vor Roger, if he knows it" Up kums a chap an' ses, "Be you gwain to pay vor wat you hev hed?" "To be sure I be.

[Illustration: CONSTERNATION OF THE EDITORIAL STAFF OF THE NEW YORK SUN, (INCLUDING THE OFFICE BOY,) ON SEEING CHIEF EDITOR PECKSNIFF DANA DECLINING TO ACCEPT A HEAVY BRIBE OFFERED HIM TO PUBLISH A MENDACIOUS PARAGRAPH ABOUT A RESPECTABLE CONTEMPORARY.]

His rifle was distinguished by the name of Beeswax,"Ol' Beeswax" he called it sometimes,for no better reason than that it was "easy spoke an' hed a kind uv a powerful soun' tew it."

No otherwise than raynie cloud, first fed With earthly vapours gathered in the ayre, Eftsoones in compas arch't, to steepe his hed, Doth plonge himselfe in Tethys bosome faire, And, mounting up againe from whence he came, With his great bellie spreds the dimmed world,

It's gin'rally expected, howsever, that the guvermint won't trubble its hed with the matter.

"Unk-ta-he," [Footnote: The God of the Waters] said one of the oldest men in the tribe (and reverenced as a medicine man of extraordinary powers), "Unk-ta-he is as powerful as the thunder-bird.

I du wish our Gin'rals hed in mind The folks in front more than the folks behind; You wun't do much ontil you think it's God, An' not constitoounts, thet holds the rod; We want some more o' Gideon's sword, I jedge, For proclamations hain't no gret of edge; There's nothin' for a cancer but the knife, Onless you set by 't more than by your life.