The BOURBONS fled and come over here and settled in Kentucky, and commenced makin' whiskey, payin' a tax of $2.00 per gallon, and sellin' the seductive flooid for $1.50 per gallon, gettin' rich at that, which may surprise you, altho' it doesen't our Eternal Revenoo Offisers, who, as Mr. ANTONY remarked of H. BEECHER STOW when she stabbed Lord Byron, "are all honorable men.

I ones thought I could never take a locker to this 'ere honest old heart, but as I cast my gaze over this audience, and observe among the Bulls and Bears, a cuple of Dears, I will retract that, payin' in the follerin' Jew de spree: Come rest on this buzzum, Oh! butiful broker, With your arms clinchin' tite, This innercent choker.

"Couldn't yez be afther payin' me the bit av a schore I've got agin ye?" Mr. BUMSTEAD opens his eyes reproachfully, and wishes to know how she can dare talk about money matters to an organist who, at almost any moment, may be obliged to see a Chinaman hired in his place on account of cheapness? "Could the haythen crayture play, thin?"

Then a new expression comes swiftly over her face, and she adds, in a different tone, "Odether-nodether, but it's coonin' as a fox he is, and it's off he's gone again widout payin' me the schore!

But you jist go, and listen, and say how much obliged you are, an she'll do a lot for you, besides payin' your wages to get you out of the mill any day she wants you for the Upliftin' business.

I've found out one thing 'bout autymobble folks sense I've ben runnin' this hoe-tel, an' thet is thet a good many is ownin' machines thet oughter be payin' their bills instid o' buyin' gasoline.

" "Which is why you're payin' fifty per.

Archie and Sandy'll move it in a big wagon, to save me payin' for the cartin'; an' I'm to pay a half-pound for the use of it if it's not hurt,a dear bargain, but she'd not let it go a shilling less.

What's de use ob payin' debts off ef dey's gwine stay owed?

"Tim ain't ready yet, but he will be soonnow the worry about payin' the big price of me railway ticket will be off our minds.

He payin' right along in all the schools, of co'se he was entitled to all the picnics; so I put on my Sunday clo'es, an' I went down an' had it fixed right.

I don't blame you for payin' it back to me the way you're doin', but Mary Ann an' the boy never done you no harm.

"No, no,none o' that!" said he, as I was taking out my porte-monnaie; "you've done me a mighty sight more good than I've done you, let alone payin' me to boot.

I walked in, an' thur wur a hole in the purtition, an' I seed the peeple a-payin' thur money vor bits o' pasteboord.

We didn't have to worry bout payin' the doctor and had plenty to eat.

He'd heard that I had some money in the savings-banks over at Bridgeport payin' me only three and a half per cent., an' he wanted to borrow it an' pay me six per cent.

" "That's always the way, Miss, I've noticed, when missuses was o' mind to get claar of payin' the honest dues.

R58604-58607, 15Feb50, Helen F. Pendexter (W) PAYIN' A BET, a blackface skit by Vincent Denito

This town's payin' me to do my duty, and I'm goin' to do it.

Then, after a long pause, the Superior Being resumed in a tone of half-soliloquy: "A'n't a bed nur a board in the hull city of Red Owl to be had for payin' nur coaxin'.

Charity followed me to the train, protesting to the last that "Marse Jack gwine doubt her velocity when she tell him de truf bout her lady going a-gaddin' off by herse'f and payin' no mind to her ole mammy's prosterations."

We'll be payin' for to see ye in pictur' hooses yetthe Brithers Basher!

"But that's the way of it in England nowadays; the likes o' me payin' rates to eddicate the likes o' you.

And that shuffler payin' no more attention to him than as if he wuz a fly, not a hoss fly, but jest a common fly.

all right if we keep on without my payin' out money.