Newspapers never turn money down unless they're a'ready bought, or have got a grouch of their own....

Now So-and-so is naturally prompt and, having had some experience with you he knew you were not; so when, he having arrived fifteen minutes ahead of time as it is his nature to do, you came tripping in fifteen minutes latesmiling confidingly as you excused yourself (he, having spent the half hour in cultivating a grouch at you for not being as prompt as himself)he, of course, looked sulky and answered shortly.

When we got to the next town every man in the show had a grouch and a Katzenjammer, and their hair was so sore it was murder and suicide combined to comb it.

You pay us; We find that ONE, thereby preventing mistakes, lawsuits, elopements, regrets, grouches, alimony.

"What's his grouch?" "Conscience.

His sisters attacked him that very night on the subject of Sue Emerson's dance and accused him of being a "Grumpy Grandpa" and a grouch and various other uncomplimentary things when he announced that he wasn't going to attend the function.

"But I can't help having a grouch.

I hate to see you going away with a chronic grouch against me.

"What does the old grouch want?" "He thinks that you should be presented to the assembled notables at noon today.

They have had a hard night of it, and we can't afford to cultivate any grouches!" Ned, although he was anxious to go forward, saw good judgment in this and ordered a halt.

grouch, but if the old medicine-man says he'll put you in right, you bet your string of beads he'll do it.

"Aw, now, Freddy, don't be a grouch," she said.

"Now, Freddy, are you goin' to be a grouch?"

" "Or a misogynist?" "A what?" "A grouch. Are you?"

The neighbors conceded generously that it was more than they had expected of an "old grouch."

What happens to grouches.

What happens to grouches.

Thad's an incurable grouch," at which Skeets laughed till she shook, and Mr. Hooper nodded his head.

Sometimes he would bring a Friend Home to Dinner, and then if the Friend extended himself and told the Missus how well she was looking or Perjured himself over her Hand-Painting, Papa would get a Grouch and hide in the Corner.

He expects you to have a grouch.

You must enjoy being everlastingly in a grouch.

" A couple of old grouches at the Metropolitan Club in Washington were one night speaking of an old friend who, upon his marriage, took up his residence in another city.

One of the grouches had recently visited the old friend, and, naturally, the other grouch wanted news of the Benedict.

SCHOLARSHIP There is in Washington an old "grouch' whose son was graduated from Yale.

A man that carries the grouch you do don't need company.