It seems to me that there never was a better cow than mine, never a more really perfect horse, and as for pigs, could any in this world herald my approach with more cheerful gruntings and squealings!

But he and Mr. JOYNSON-HICKS and Mr. DILLONwhose sudden solicitude for the inhabitants of London was gently chaffed by Mr. CHAMBERLAINwere deservedly trounced by Mr. BONAR LAW, who declared that if their craven squealings were typical he should despair of victory.

The advocates of "darkness and composure" have not been very happy in their arguments, but they are at least preferable to the members of Parliament deservedly trounced by Mr. Bonar Law, who declared that if their craven squealings were typical he should despair of victory.

We passed an ordinance forbidding the use of our public thoroughfares to cattle and hogs, and for a while the air quivered with the squealings of infuriated razor backs.