[Illustration: FARMER (who has got a lady-help in the dairy): "'Ullo, Missy, what in the world be ye doin'?" LADY: "Well, you told me to water the cows, and I'm doing it.

Family, lady and child, lady-help.

The family consists of a lady (apparently an invalid), a child, a lady-help, and a house-parlourmaid.

" "Why don't you have lady-helps then?" said Dorothy.