SERGEANT Keepin' the world in order is no aisy business, ma'am.

" "Whinever yees are discommoded with this jug, p'raps it wouldn't be well for yees to cultivate the acquaintance of any one except meself, for they might be dispoused to relave yees of the article, when yees are well aware it's an aisy matter for us to do that ourselves.

"It's as aisy talkin' right as talkin' wrong," retorted Sweeny.